would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
even my farts smell like vagina
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize