i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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