420 ftw
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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