if i can run in heels then i can drive
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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