Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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