yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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