oh god the rape fog is back!
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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