A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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