what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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