Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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