I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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