I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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