Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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