somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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