I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We're using joints as your birthday candles
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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