Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
