yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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