I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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