hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
