It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
be right there i have to get my cape
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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