Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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