This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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