the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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