I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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