they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
worst night to have a conscience
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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