I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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