guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
