I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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