Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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