Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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