THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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