is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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