Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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