We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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