You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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