I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
