He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
