Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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