I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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