I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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