The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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