We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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