This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Holy shit dude........stairs
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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