awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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