@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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