talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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