Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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