I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Randomize
