She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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