Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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