It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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