bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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