New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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