yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Randomize
