would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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