If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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